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Those wretched folding chairs, the interminable boredom, the piss-warm Gatorade.

I would love you to write about “What married men tell other women, to get them to join them in the affair.” Such as my wife doesn’t pay attention to me, we no longer have intimacy, we stay together for the kids, my wife is going through menopause , she no longer turns me on…

It’s very obvious to me that she’s just another number on his mistress list. I appreciate your faith in my powers of snark, but sarcasm has its limits. Simon axiom — “It’s not that they don’t see, it’s that they disagree.” It’s not that the OW doesn’t KNOW she’s an Other Woman, it’s that she disagrees that this will end catastrophically. And when you have that kind of super special once-in-a-lifetime connection on Ashley Madison?

Back to home and hearth, where those little barnacles need me. My balls may be sagging and my ears may sprout tufts of scraggle-hair, but I deserve some fresh ass. Fact is, I’m a walking boner (especially with a little pharmaceutical assistance).

I’d love to spend more time with you, avoiding T-ball, but I’ve come, and you haven’t, and so it’s time to leave. My wife is going through menopause Which means she’s at least 15 years past her sell-by date. (Hell, I’ve got grandchildren I don’t know what to do with.) She no longer turns me on. A stiff breeze, an errant thought of National Geographic, those Sears ads for thermal underwear.

Everyone gets to orgasm a few times and the guy cums all over the naked girls and gets his juice all over their faces and shit.

They eventually finish the session completely pleased. I know a married woman who’s having an affair with a married man, and she thinks he’ll leave his wife for her. Dear Friend, Your enlightenment energies would be better spent informing the OW’s clueless chump, rather than trying to convince the OW she’s not exceptional. In fact, I’m sure many chumps here have unearthed correspondence and discovered exactly what their married partners said to their witless enablers… Were you expecting this conversation to turn to you? You look younger and gullible, and utterly lacking in self-esteem! He says that it’s too bad because he wanted to get to know her a bit.

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