I felt a little guilty asking myself those same questions though, given that she appealed to me for that very reason.It was like getting one of the popular girls at school to go out with you — like the 16 year-old-miscreant in me was finally being validated in some roundabout way.
I was newly single after a highly toxic relationship, and in that needy, awkward phase: bored and looking for attention.
While I was waiting in line for the bathroom, she walked up and commented on my black leather boots and introduced herself.
A week later, I received a text from Sarah to the effect of: "Hey, I had fun with you the other night. It was dude-bro levels of face palm inducing, and I was shocked a woman could be so clueless.
What happened to girl power and Spice Girls unity and vagina solidarity stuff, I wondered?
After waiting an eternity as everyone entered stalls in twos and threes to fix their eyeliner and do coke, I returned to find her dancing with another girl.
Let me be more specific: I returned to find her dancing with another girl who looked like me, but was about 10 pounds lighter, three inches taller, and wearing what looked like a latex bikini.
There wasn't even a minimal effort on her part to pretend she wasn't completely smitten with this newer "better" version of me, and I realized my date had ended as unceremoniously as it began.
Embarrassed, I walked away while the two of them continued dancing, crotch to ass.
She said she liked my whole "goth" look and pulled on the hem of my lace mini skirt, grinning.
We made small talk for a while, and I admired her impossibly long hair before she shoved me up against the wall and kissed me.
I was young and naive and had already hooked up with women, so why not go the next step and see if I would have any success in dating them?Tags: Adult Dating, affair dating, sex dating